Daniel L. Raven | Wordsmith: April 2008

I am at one with my duality.

For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.

I wonder what God was thinking when he came up with the idea of pubic hair.

Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls.
Followed, of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the Idiots.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

... remember the times when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance!

A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Some days it feels like the whole world is a tuxedo and I'm a pair of brown shoes.

I'm not 30-something. I'm $29.95, plus shipping and handling.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

We shouldn't expect educators to be entertaining, or entertainers to be educational.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Insanity is the perfect defense, but the groundwork has to be laid early.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading.

Do you want to go?

Or should I stay?

We must make an idol of our fear, and call it God.

Imagen a world without hypothetical situations.