Oh Lord.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change and the courage to change the things I cannot accept. And grant me the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. And please help me to remember…, when I’m having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen.
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