Hell to pay.

Some people think they go to heaven if they pray a little
and confess every sunday in a quiet corner of some church
in anonimity what they did wrong that week.
I know it doesn't work like that.
I know that there'll be hell to pay someday
for all the sins we committed in this life.

Yesterday came the bill for me.
I thought: „What the hell?" (no pun intended)
It said:

Committed 7 sins, namely:

Luxuria - Lust
Gula – Gluttony
Avaritia – Greed
Acedia – Sloth
Ira – Wrath
Invidia – Envy
Superbia - Pride

Payment:

2x purgatory
1x hell's night
1x burning at stake
3x demon's dash
and last but not least: Eternal damnation.

And after reading this all I thought:„ Does the devil accept creditcard?"